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The Black Man was on Family Feud!
Created on 2004-08-09 23:45:34 (#4131098), last updated 2005-06-29
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Basic Info| Name: | Ashley Dooley |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-08 |
| Location: | springfield, Illinois, United States |
BioHEEEEEEEEEY. Tis Allison, Cara, and Cressida here to entertain you for these brief few moments about our lovely Ashley.
GRIND-DING
Well.. Ashley is a tall pretty blonde lady with a man candy that goes by the name Richard aka(Dick) *giggle*. He makes her oober happy...tehe...Mexicans were very fond of her but have lost interest in her and moved to Cressida. Right now the african americans are into her. She wins prizes with them. But we dont really know what the prizes are, but she still won! Also this vending machine at school loved her. It gave her more change back than what she was suppose to get and free stuff. She likes to sing songs about puppies and kitties that run away from Ally. She has hot neighbors and a tramerlean in her backyard (and 217)bitchin'! She and Ally randomly sing about vaginas.
Sting like a scorpion, buzz like a bee!
Cressida left to use the piss pot.
Ashley has a cute puppy named Fred. And the kitty used to be cute when it was little and dumb. She had a spiffy hat that said 'My balls itch' but Richid left it at Mickeydonalds and now its gone forever. She randomly gets free ice cream from the african americans at mickeydonald. mmmm..ice cream.
She has this mind thing with all of us so we all know what were thinking about. Cara and her are called lesbians at school. And check out Spencer..he has a nice ass. *growl*
When a pimps in the crib ma drop it like its hot.
Now you can get this lap dance here for free.
She has rather stinky shoes..and has ugly feet that are like identical to Ally's. We both have the ugliest feet in the world. They are like man feet x 500000 more ugly.
"So much cuteness in such a small package" *giggle*
SNORT!
She has random blonde moments that amuse us all the time and she has a bit of a drooling problem. Ashley and Allison have mad skateboard skills, they could kick your ass anyday.
Dirka dirka stan.
"London Bridge is falling down!"
She makes us mac n cheese and...we eat frozen ho hos at her hizzouse.
*french laugh*
We all randomly watch disney movies and sing the songs and have a grand ole time. RIght now she like 'Candy Shop' By 50 cents. Welcome to the candy shop. ill let you lick the lolly pop.
Ashley and Allison are retards, the kind that eat paste...
Ashley speaks Germanness. Du Du hast.
Billie Joel/Joe Armstrong has a bitchin' purple jacket.
Thank you for your time. That is all. *whip noise*
I love Ashley x 68997376579 cus shes my paste eatin, stupidness,drawing buddy! -Ally
Ich liebe meine Ashley! fuck yea me and my germaness, I love Ashley more than Allison x infinity infinity - Cara
GRIND-DING
Well.. Ashley is a tall pretty blonde lady with a man candy that goes by the name Richard aka(Dick) *giggle*. He makes her oober happy...tehe...Mexicans were very fond of her but have lost interest in her and moved to Cressida. Right now the african americans are into her. She wins prizes with them. But we dont really know what the prizes are, but she still won! Also this vending machine at school loved her. It gave her more change back than what she was suppose to get and free stuff. She likes to sing songs about puppies and kitties that run away from Ally. She has hot neighbors and a tramerlean in her backyard (and 217)bitchin'! She and Ally randomly sing about vaginas.
Sting like a scorpion, buzz like a bee!
Cressida left to use the piss pot.
Ashley has a cute puppy named Fred. And the kitty used to be cute when it was little and dumb. She had a spiffy hat that said 'My balls itch' but Richid left it at Mickeydonalds and now its gone forever. She randomly gets free ice cream from the african americans at mickeydonald. mmmm..ice cream.
She has this mind thing with all of us so we all know what were thinking about. Cara and her are called lesbians at school. And check out Spencer..he has a nice ass. *growl*
When a pimps in the crib ma drop it like its hot.
Now you can get this lap dance here for free.
She has rather stinky shoes..and has ugly feet that are like identical to Ally's. We both have the ugliest feet in the world. They are like man feet x 500000 more ugly.
"So much cuteness in such a small package" *giggle*
SNORT!
She has random blonde moments that amuse us all the time and she has a bit of a drooling problem. Ashley and Allison have mad skateboard skills, they could kick your ass anyday.
Dirka dirka stan.
"London Bridge is falling down!"
She makes us mac n cheese and...we eat frozen ho hos at her hizzouse.
*french laugh*
We all randomly watch disney movies and sing the songs and have a grand ole time. RIght now she like 'Candy Shop' By 50 cents. Welcome to the candy shop. ill let you lick the lolly pop.
Ashley and Allison are retards, the kind that eat paste...
Ashley speaks Germanness. Du Du hast.
Billie Joel/Joe Armstrong has a bitchin' purple jacket.
Thank you for your time. That is all. *whip noise*
I love Ashley x 68997376579 cus shes my paste eatin, stupidness,drawing buddy! -Ally
Ich liebe meine Ashley! fuck yea me and my germaness, I love Ashley more than Allison x infinity infinity - Cara
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5 year olds, ally!, arts and crafts, backs, belly buttons, bloodhound gang, cara!, chickens, cookie dough, cowboys, cressida!, drooling, eskimos with fisheys, glittery things, goofy movie, kmk, little boys, masterbating, movies, music, nil8, porn, reading, richard!, snoop dogg, snorting, spencers ass, sublime, the timmys, toast, wheatus
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